Tuesday, August 14, 2012
A TALL Drink of Water
I'm 5'8"...which isn't necessarily Amazonian, but it's pretty tall for a female. There are A LOT of men on this planet that are 5'8" or below. Trust me. I know. And you can count out those that are 5'9" - 5'11". A woman must wear a sexy pair of heels on occasion and a man cannot be shorter than me. Ever. Six foot or taller...there is no other way to go.
I've tried dating shorter men. Twice. And it just didn't work for me.
Yes, I know it's a bit of vanity on my part. I can own up to that. I do not want a man I have to look down on or look at the top of his head. I want to have that stereotypical moment of looking up at the man I adore...or lust, whatever works...as he's about to lean down and kiss me senseless. I want to feel tiny and petite -- all woman. I want him to be able to throw me around the bed and love me like a real man.
*If you're unsure what I mean, just check out the recent Trueblood episode with Alcide and his lovely new wolfie GF. Yep, I want a whooollllle lotta that.*
For the most part, I write all my heroes as larger than life and that of course stems from my big guy fantasies. And isn't that what it's all about as a writer? Writing down your stories, intertwined with your fantasies and experiences...it's as it should be. Then we put it out there in writerland and hope that someone reads it and enjoys the ride.
Now off to re-watch that old episode of Trueblood. THANK YOU HBOGO!